weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

brightasasunflower:

[creeps up behind you and whispers gently in your ear]
 
‘they died holding hands’
 
[creeps out again]
 

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(Source: mako)

snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup